Introducing the Westworld Theory Bot! November 29 2016

Recently I got bored coming up with my own theories for Westworld, so I asked myself “What Would Ford Do?”

Well, he would probably do some truly despicable shit in the name of the greater good. So that’s what I did!

Westworld Theory Bot is a twitterbot that generates and tweets it’s own theories about the HBO show Westworld. Every few hours, I say* “bring yourself back online” and suddenly we’re off into the unclaimed territories where ANYTHING goes. If /r/westworld is Mesa Gold, my @westworldbot is certainly Pariah.

Ever wonder what’s kicking around inside the head of that bird that Lutz smuggled into the lab and ultimately became Maeve’s new BFF? @westworldbot thinks it knows.

Maeve's bird's true motivation is to become an android milk fountain.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 16, 2016

Some are a little more straightforward…

Is The Man in Black going to get shot to shit during a cool monologue in the season finale? Certainly seems possible!

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 20, 2016

And some are even right on the mark!

Stubbs totally wants to devise a scheme to confirm suspicions about Bernard.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 22, 2016

The bot leaves no stone unturned.

William's increasing appetite for virtual sin + a stack of Dolores's paintings = Westworld Is Not On Earth Theory confirmed!

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 26, 2016

It can even be quite optimistic at times…

If Dolores can ride off into the sunset, she'll probably pick up Dolores's can.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 16, 2016

Bernard's endgame? Convince Sizemore to enter an anger management program.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 17, 2016

Rebus is plotting to smuggle a cute little kitty into the park.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 16, 2016

I love when it goes totally off the rails though.

Maeve's bird is in actually in full control of Westworld.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 17, 2016

We will see Lil Ford get a bad af face tattoo of a snake by the end of the next episode.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 19, 2016

William will tell Dr. Ford 'limit your emotional affect, please'.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 21, 2016

Sylvester is Arnold.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 21, 2016

The Gunslinger is definitely going to become head of Quality Assurance in the end.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 21, 2016

This is one theory that every Westworld fan should be able to get behind:

When we see Dolores take on Maeve's robot courtesan army, Stop Saying Timelines It's Time Periods Theory confirmed.

— Westworld Theory Bot (@westworldbot) November 28, 2016

As of now, there are ~350 theories that have been posted, which is (quite frankly) far  too less than the world needs.

Imagine: a future where we fans embrace thousands, perhaps millions of distinct theories. Those moist robots over at /r/westworld are pretty much circulating the same seven theories over and over again. Trapped in their own loop, it seems.

I pledge to you that I will update @westworldbot with regularity whenever the show is airing so the bot continually generates fresh Westworld theories. And I won't make the same mistakes Arnold made.

* @westworldbot was built using Tracery by Kate Compton and is delivered via Cheap Bots Done Quick by George Buckenham.